Media Player , I like to be left alone

Powerpoint. Although I am way too large, slow, and cumbersome, I still can amaze people by doing nothing, and I can look pretty doing it.

The uninstaller :-). Linux is the way to go.

Word. I would end every sentence with a joke. Word!

Paperclip :-)

Microsoft? What's that? Signed, Mac

Since I practice the art of excelling, I would be excel. Also because it's fun to play with numbers.

Microsoft Access, because I have some usefulness but pale in comparison when evaluated against my peers. I just hope that someone passes on an arcane piece of knowledge to me that forces you to keep me around indefinitely.

None. They are all bloated, resource hungry, over loaded with options I never need and expensive. I'd rather have a light, cheap (or free), portable, purpose built application that does all the essential functions fast and reliable. A cloud alternative is even better.

Internet Explorer, so that I can get almost everything I want as internet has almost everything.

Lync - keep reading all the chats 😂

Paint: I can get innovative, and express in both art and words. I can be huge if required, and really small if not needed. I wont be a fancy thing in general, but can outshine others with what i can create. I can be difficult to deal with sometimes, but with perseverance and determination, i can pull the most impossible tasks.

Bob. The one that people remember the most.

probably browser or OS.

Excel. It’s the one that I have least mastered so I would like to the be a guru on it.

I assume you would get asked this question at Red Hat :-)

I don't know. Whichever one has the least bugs.

hahaha...

SQL Server.

A program that would solve world hunger

Powerpoint I suppose. It's the one most used.