Q: What was the one thing they asked you?
A: They looked deep into my soul and asked, "If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why is it a confused zucchini?"
I panicked, whispered "eggplant," and the lights flickered. The interviewer nodded, scribbled something on a scroll, and vanished in a puff of existential dread. I think that means I got the job.